"Too many words, too many words...."

Lots o' memes this time around, just because I don't have much better to do right now.

A. Stolen from bemysty and edge_chan:

10 things your zodiac hates

People without a sense of humor  <--- Totally.  I'm of the mind that 95% of everyone who thinks they have a good sense of humor actually don't.  Some people have told me I have no sense of humor myself, and it isn't true; I'm just hard to please.  XD
Not constantly being the center of attention  <--- Only sometimes; it depends on how I'm feeling at the time.
Broken clocks and watches  <--- YES.
Bad wine  <--- I guess so.  :P
Shoes that you can't dance in  <--- I don't dance, so I don't care about this too much.
People who talk slowly  <--- It's not as bad as people who talk too quickly, I think.
People that walk too slow  <--- OMG YES, this pisses me off to no end.  DX
Pessimistic individuals  <--- A definite yes to this.
Addicted people  <--- I mostly just hope they break out of their addiction if it's too painful.
Broken technology  <--- Yes, but who doesn't?

B. Stolen from loloutrowdah:

1. Leave a comment saying "I LOVE STRAWBERRY JAM" that you want to do this meme
2. I'll respond by asking you five questions to satisfy my curiosity.
3. Update your journal with your answers to my questions.
4. Include this explanation and offer to ask questions as well!

( Questions and answers behind the cut... )

C. Stolen from papercrownqueen:

( Long meme, huh? )

D. Stolen from kinrazza:

Reply to this post saying "ROCK LOBSTER" that you want to do this meme and I'll respond with:
1. Something random about you.
2. Which colour you remind me of.
3. My first memory of you.
4. What random character I associate with you.
5. My favourite thing about you.
6. What fandom I associate with you.
7. What film, book or band I think you might like.

E. Stolen from stunt_muppet:

the TV TROPES meme